1) Trying to hold your cat’s paw, even though you know that is forbidden.
2) Having a real good paw session when your cat is asleep.
3) And then apologising when you wake your cat up by taking liberties with those paddy paws.
4) Getting used to the feeling of cat litter under foot when you go to the loo in the middle of the night.
5) Feeling amused when you and your cat go to the toilet at the same time.
6) And laughing when your cat tried to bury something by digging at your laminate floor.
7) Holding on to your pee for ages when your cat blesses you by sitting on you.
8) And generally putting up with dead legs and arms because moving when a cat is touching you is obviously a sin.